TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:        Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.

TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER:    Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:    No, that’s wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I  Love this child)

TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:    What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!

TEACHER:     Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘  I.  ‘
MILLIE:          I  is…
TEACHER:     No, Millie…… Always say, ‘I  am.’
MILLIE:          All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand…..

TEACHER:     Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :          No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)


TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher