Dear Putrid Waste of Oxygen Ann Coulter:

Can we talk?  You know, woman (me) to  woman useless sack of dung (you)?  For way too long several years, I have been subjected to your idiotic rants hearing you foam at the mouth speak about people you know nothing about Liberals.  Your vomitous vitriol views are nauseating “interesting”, to say the least.

I was sickened intrigued by your description of the 9/11 widows: “I’ve never seen people enjoying their husband’s deaths so much”, because you felt they were taking the spotlight away from media whores like you politicized the tragedy somehow you heartless cow. I felt that a bit “trailer trash” harsh.

When Kansas abortion provider George Tiller was murdered by a ‘pro-life’ zealot in his own church on a Sunday morning, you said, “I don’t really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester. … I am personally opposed to shooting abortionists, but I don’t want to impose my moral values on others.” What kind of animal ARE you anyway? I’m not convinced that statement was called for, I mean, agree with his chosen profession or not, I’m sorry your mother did not consult with him prior to your delivery the guy died.

You stated that James Hoffa, leader of the AFL-CIO, “represents useless workers like Kindergarten teachers instead of men who have actual jobs“.  But I guess you would know since your photo appears under the word “useless” in the dictionary. Really, I thought attacking Kindergarten teachers was a new low even for you. Who am I kidding? You look UP to sewer sludge.

Here’s what you stupidly spewed said about a woman’s right to vote: “If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'” Come on, Dirt Bag Ann, you really want to send the women’s movement back a century because you believe Liberals smarter than you women are the problem in our society? You give women a bad name, though I’ve always secretly thought you’d had a sex change operation and that’s why you hate the entire gender  I mean, you have some explaining to do with that Adam’s Apple.Really?

You even said, “I’m more of a man than any liberal.” I’ve always suspected. Why don’t you lift the hem of that black cocktail dress and prove it, once and for all? Come now, you skid mark Ann, surely you don’t mean that.

When referring to Arab nations, you said, “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.” I dare you to go to their country and say that, stupid ass.  I’ll buy you the one-way ticket! Isn’t that being a bit intolerant of people different from us?

On the environment, you said, “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.'” Tell me, Ann, is it hard to breathe with your head shoved that far up your ass? I’ve read my Bible cover to cover and I’m sure that’s not what it says or don’t they allow Bibles in that scary little coven you call the Church of Conservatism?

Why you even attacked Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  You stated, ““The civil rights movement had made mobs respectable, to the great misfortune of the nation. In no time, liberals began engaging in what I believe Gandhi called ‘active resistance’ every time they didn’t get their way through legitimate legal processes” and you called Dr. King a “boy on a man’s mission”. I must ask, exactly how long have you been off your psych meds? do you really believe this is an accurate view of history? Because if you do, I want you to march your lily white, horse-faced ass down to Harlem and hear you say that shit to the brothers. And just last week you referred to Ted Kennedy as a “pestilence”. (Pestilence – yeah, you’d be an expert on that.)

And your slurs comments about John Edward were so out of bounds, I want to slap you provocative.  “If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.” I think that about you every day. Perhaps you could shut the fuck up ease up a bit.  By the way, was that before or after you called him a “faggot”? Just this week you appeared on Sean Hannity’s show at the whorehouse that is Fox News, as Olbermann kindly puts it to let us know you would vote for Jeffery Dahmer before voting for Barack Obama.  Thank goodness your bitch buddy Sean Hannity was there to scold me in advance for daring to write about it because, as he said, “Ann was kidding.  She has a sense of humor.”  That’s about as funny as a busload of Westboro Baptist Church members on their way to a knee-slapping military funeral.

But honestly, you void, Ann, I was left knowing that when I take the Gold Medal in the eye-rolling Olympics I’ll have you to thank not believing you could be serious when you said, “We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.” I doubt you’d be surprised to learn who I want to go first. For the sake of all that is good in this world civility, would it be too much to ask to have the next thing I read about you include the words ‘self-inflicted gunshot wound to the temple‘ have you tone it down a bit?  I mean, just because you have the right to say things, doesn’t mean it’s right to say them. I repeat, shut the fuck up – you give all women a bad name.

I want you to burn in hell know, that while I consider myself opinionated, I’ve at least been deemed sane I’ve demonstrated here I know how to control my anger because you’re too far away to get my hands around your anorexic little neck and I was hoping perhaps you could piss up a rope and suck on the wet end learn to do the same.

It’s not that I hope you get hit by a bus, but seriously, I threw money out into traffic – go get it! Sincerely,

Carol Baker, The Opinionated Bitch as opposed to you who is just a C U Next Tuesday.

For those of you who might not be familiar with Ms. Coulter, here’s just a bit of some of her moronic, uninformed vomitings thoughts.